In the time it took me to recognize the frantic blob circling the sidewalk ahead of me as a tiny little animal, a pleasant Saturday evening turned into a melodramatic butting of heads, and tonight I have a half-empty bottle of wine and a bag of chocolates to show for it. It was my gay boyfriend’s prescription for the night, and I for one was not about to argue.
Leave it to me to find a newly-abandoned kitten at the local park just before a storm and wind up in a standoff with the new dude over it. It is as I texted the Psych Spectacular: “Abandoned kitten in rain vs my boyfriend. No one won, really … but I can tell you which one came home with me that night.”
Because I will not compromise my morals for someone else. And I shouldn’t have to. I stand behind my decision 200%. And, as I told him tonight while I spelled out exactly what I will and will not stand for, it WILL happen again. Hell, I scooped up a turtle out of the road yesterday morning on my way to work, and dropped its hissing, ungrateful self in the woods where it belonged so it wouldn’t be hit by the morning traffic. You want to complain about and feel threatened by that, too?
This is who I am. Get over it or get gone. In the meantime, someone needs a name.


























