Archive for June, 2009

Posting doggie bail

He’s listed on my Facebook page as “Ivan, the little pit bull that could.”

Could, and did. It’s becoming more and more apparent that my rush hour rescue left his scared, growling, street-dog persona there at that abandoned lot in the rain last week. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a dog so entirely stupid-happy to see anyone and everyone, especially so soon after rescue and after having been so mistreated before.

Anywhooz. I have a raging headache at the mo, but wanted to give a quick update before bed on the adventures of Mr. Squishy Face, for all of his adoring fans.

Today was The Big Day and I cashed in Ivan’s “get out of jail free” card this morning on my way to class. Whining with excitement, he barreled out of his kennel and straight into my arms, pausing only long enough to let me throw the leash around his shoulders before dragging me down the kennel aisle and toward the door. He barely even stopped to say good-bye to the officer who had kindly marked his paperwork with a “Do Not Destroy” note and watched over him while he served his sentence.

As he danced around the lobby, it was clear that he’d never perceived the shelter as a dangerous, stressful place to be. But you have to figure that three meals a day, a roof over his head, and daily human interaction that didn’t involve abuse probably seemed like heaven to him.

Out in the parking lot, he sulked at being banished to the backseat, then called shotgun for himself and scrambled to the front, grinning over his shoulder gleefully at me as I slid behind the wheel. “Yeah, yeah, you’re so clever,” I said sarcastically, cuffing him in the head affectionately. “Brat.”

He whuffled in my ear in reply.

Yay, shotgun!

Yay, shotgun!

Oh so proud of himself.

Oh so proud of himself.

At the request of a potential foster home, we stopped by my house to test his doggie skills by introducing him to Napoleon, aka Mr. I-Love-Everything. With pits, especially those of the scarred-up variety, doggie introductions can either go really, really well…or really, really not. So I popped Napoleon into a sit-stay and let Ivan, who was clearly uncomfortable but curious, approach at his own pace.

Napoleon seemed to sense Ivan’s hesitation and he ducked his head submissively while waiting to be given the green light. Then as the two touched noses, he very earnestly lifted his paw and rested it squarely on top of Ivan’s head, both an innocent invitation to play and a promise of harmlessness. Ivan, in response, leapt backwards, play bowed, zipped around Napoleon in a wiggly frenzy of “puppy zoomies,” and then dropped to the floor in anticipation of a chase. And voila, turns out this little monkey face is not, in fact, a fight-now-ask-questions-later kind of guy (hence the scarring and subsequent abandonment, I suspect).

Thanks to a few very generous donations, he’s staying at the facility where I used to work until I get him into foster care or a permanent home. I’m trusting that those details will work themselves out as they usually do, and until then I can breathe knowing he’s no longer a deathrow dog. As to how he’s making the transition? When I stopped by after class to visit him again, one look told me all I needed to know.

Happy, much?

Happy, much?

Yep, I think he’s gonna make it, all right.

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Spots of “gross,” and letters from appliances

Or, why I should not be given writing utensils before I have consumed my morning’s gallon of coffee.

Moving on. Before I leave for work in the mornings, I empty the dishwasher like the considerate, contributing member of the household that I am (for two days a week anyway, heh). Now, I have noticed lately that when doing this, the silverware is not always exactly clean. Almost, but not quite. Further investigation confirmed that certain individuals were indeed bypassing the rinsing route and sticking their considerably-used items directly into the dishwasher, sans sink.

This is disgusting, no doubt and clearly more than the big, shiny box of convenience can handle. So last Sunday morning, before my coffee had quite kicked in, I assisted the dishwasher in voicing its very legitimate concerns about its workload.

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Table knives should not have spots. Just sayin'.

So far? No more spots of “gross.” Happy utensils, happy Inky. That is all.

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Nobody’s Baby

“He’s nobody’s baby,” I said scornfully into the phone, shooting down my mother’s Pollyanna suggestion as I stooped to scrub the floor mats in my car. A little brown and white floppy-eared pit bull with open fly bites and an infected eye looked on curiously from my leash-entangled feet. My afternoon’s unexpected passenger, he had generously shared the questionable contents of his stomach with my poor Accord’s floor in the height of the excitement. And what excitement it was, too.

I was making my way up a six-lane in rush hour traffic, headed home after history class. My usual hurried driving had taken a turn for the leisurely, slowed in equal parts by the pouring rain outside my window and the exhaustion seemingly seeping out of my pores. A hint of irritation stirred somewhere beneath my general apathy as the truck in front of me braked hard on a green light. “Whyyyyyyyy are we stopping?” I groaned to no one in particular, with no particular answer expected. And yet, slinking through the grey dreariness, the answer appeared in the form of a brown pit bull. Having safely crossed our three lanes, he continued across the median into the oncoming traffic and then stood still in bewilderment.

I don’t remember making the decision to turn around. I do remember sitting at what seemed to be the longest red light I had ever encountered, and hoping against hope that he wouldn’t be hit by a car in the eternity that it took my blessed turn signal to appear. But I needn’t have worried. There around the bend, standing in a defunct turn lane that led only into an abandoned parking lot was the dog, head hanging in the rain as his eyes followed the passing cars with diminishing interest. The defeat was almost palpable.

I cracked my window and whistled to him, blocking him from traffic with my car and watching, disheartened, as he tucked tail and bolted for the overgrown lot. I got out, followed for a few steps and then stopped, considering my chances. The sight of him sitting dejectedly on the porch of the boarded-up building, head still hanging and the rain running off of his ears, made up my mind. “Bet I can catch your ass up against that building,” I challenged. Short story–I did, after much negotiation (on my part), unconvincing growling (on his), and time. Having a very practiced aim when it comes to throwing nooses doesn’t hurt either (yeehaw, rodeo!), though even he seemed to agree that the final moment of capture was anticlimactic.

“Well, that was smart,” I said finally, walking him to my car. “A cornered stray and terrified pit bull, no one knows where I am, cell phone in the car…yeah buddy, I win.” He just looked up and regarded me blankly, and I was struck by how resigned he was to my presence. It was like he had shut down and was just hoping he’d get through the encounter unscathed.

So now what? I had a scared, scarred-up pit bull without social skills who wouldn’t let me touch him, that’s what. Charming. I got him in the car, kindly requested he refrain from eating my face while I was driving, and watched him size me up from the backseat as if I were a newly discovered species to be observed. Then again, in his experience of neglect and abuse, maybe I was.

By the time we hit the interstate, his front paws were on my console, his shoulders leaning against mine as he nudged my neck inquisitively. Apparently deeming his situation safe at last, he curled up on my backseat and passed out, exhausted no doubt from running and being on edge for God knows how long.

Oh yeah, and then he puked.

So it was that I wound up in my driveway, cleaning up restaurant leftovers from my floorboard and waiting for animal control to come and retraumatize a little stray dog who had only just come to trust me. He continued to come out of his shell while we waited–playing, exploring, and still smothering me in sloppy, disgusting kisses. He was still only a puppy, yet his eyes held such age.

And now I have five days to get him out alive, and no room at the inn. I hate Mondays.

Tough-guy wannabe. A little TLC goes a long way.

Tough-guy wannabe. A little TLC goes a long way.

Scars, fly bites, and a cherry-eye. So sad.

Scars, fly bites, and a cherry-eye. Owner of the year, no doubt.

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I knit sweaters, yo

Um. Yeeeeah. Happy Monday.

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Louis and the lightning bug

Alternately titled, “Why I need a video camera.”

It’s 2am, and I’m only just now winding down for bed. I had the Brindle Brothers out in the backyard a little while ago for their final duties of the day and since it’s a beautiful night (morning?), they got pretty wound up and were ka-thumping about on the deck, wrestling, play-growling, and knocking into random crap.

Since the rest of the household actually keeps semi-normal sleeping hours and I wasn’t quite ready to go downstairs for the night, I brought the boys into the living room with me and put them in a down-stay while I worked. Usually, they pile up on each other and snore until I wake them up to go to bed, but this time Louis seemed preoccupied with something on the other side of the room.

He didn’t exactly break the down-stay, in that his body never actually got up off the floor–he just kept army-crawling across the carpet, looking very puzzled all the while. I finally went over to investigate and this is what I found (excuse the pieces of…glitter? We do have a vacuum, I promise. It works, too).

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He wasn’t trying to squish it or eat it; he was apparently trying to make friends with it, as he kept nudging it with his nose and putting his head down on the floor right next to it, tail wagging furiously the whole time. Goofball.

So while I don’t know about flies, I can now honestly say that my dog wouldn’t hurt a lightning bug. Critical information to have, no doubt.

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Protected: Where emailing spawns an attack of “The Crazy”

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Six little brindles, all in a row

Natasha went home today. The little, roly-poly, three-and-a-half week old chubbo who was only supposed to be here until another foster home could be found, the one I toted to school with me to bottlefeed in the middle of the finals frenzy. The one my parents never knew was here, and thus, the best rescue that never happened. She now has a golden retriever for a big brother, a very doting mommy and daddy who are going to spoil her rotten, and a park literally across the street.

Still, I’m uneasy for some reason. I think I’m just “out of shape” when it comes to this part of rescue, and that I simply haven’t adjusted yet to the little hole she’s left here. Despite my resistance to puppies, she was an easy one and a natural comedian who brought a very bright spot to some decidely not-bright weeks. I got attached in spite of myself, and I’m going to miss her fumbling, tumbling wigglebutt.

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Miss Giganto Head

Grazing

Grazing (note the grass sticking out of her mouth)

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Mid-bunny hop

Puppy mischief...

Puppy mischief...

Jacobi is set to go home as well, on the 18th if everything comes together as planned. He doesn’t even look like the same dog anymore, and I’m really excited about his adoption; I think this is going to be the perfect situation for him. So the Brindle Brigade is about to lose a few members, which is for the best, considering that right now, it looks like this:

Six dogs! Count 'em, six!

Six! Count 'em, six!

Which is way fun, but seriously. It’s a bit much, even for a diehard crazyhead like me.

Oh and FYI? Summer courses = 3 hour long classes, back-to-back. I haven’t even looked at my reader – I’m scared to know what I’m missing here in blog-o-land. Here’s hoping sanity returns shortly, and with it, my sarcasm. Oh, and my free time. That would be nice too.

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Pushing limits, and not being the only one

Sometimes I forget how just a simple sense of community can make things seem so much less daunting. I attended my first support group yesterday evening, finally admitting that yeah, dammit, I have food issues that I can’t fix myself.

I didn’t know what to expect. I drove an hour and a half in rush hour traffic, with my iPod turned up too loud in an attempt to force my mind away from over-analyzing things. I told myself just to let it be, take it a moment at a time and see what happened.

After three false starts and several extraordinarily kind people getting me back on my way, I found the group in a small room down a narrow hallway. I was a little early yet, and there were only a few there, but averted eyes, sidelong glances, and a few awkward smiles and nods confirmed that I’d finally found my spot. I dove into a corner seat and then into my journal to distract myself from feeling like the odd girl out, the outsider, the newcomer.

But as the meeting got started, I surprised myself (and a few others, apparently, going by the comments afterward) and joined the discussion pretty quickly.

I listened to other women talk about quirky little things with which I thought only I struggled, and I felt like I could take something away from the experience. I spoke, with a spontaneous openness even I hadn’t expected, and as others nodded, or afterward, communicated a “light bulb moment” for my words, I felt like I could give something to it as well. It all felt inexplicably safe.

On the drive home, the Psych Spectacular’s words echoed in my head, but at the time they were my own, and it wasn’t until later that night that I realized just where they had originated. “You deserve this,” “this is such a great step,” “I’m proud of you.”

It was a day of pushing my limits, for once not out of spite but out of confidence that I could handle it. I ate breakfast. I bought a bikini. I put on the bikini and walked to the pool at its busiest hour. I came home, cleaned up…and went to a support group. Because I wanted to.

And I was proud of myself.

I told the Psych Spectac via email that it will all come crashing down in a few days, citing the whole “the higher we fly, the harder we fall” bit. She countered that alternately, flying higher gives us more room to spare so we don’t have to end up so low.

Perhaps, dear PS, perhaps.

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